From: Shaun Lipscombe <shaun.lipscombe@see.my.signature>
Subject: 10 commandments
Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs
Date: 18 Jan 1999 15:50:13 +0000
Organization: Church of Emacs
Message-ID: <wkn23g8tsa.fsf@mail.gasops.co.uk>

I.    I am the extensible editor; you shall not have strange editors
      before me

II.   You shall not take the name of thine in vane; and this includes
      posting's to alt.religion.emacs

III.  Remember to keep holy the .emacs file

IV.   Honor your gnus manual and elisp extensions.

V.    You shall not kill;  `C-x C-c'

VI.   You shall not commit adultery;  for your time you give to the
      ever lasting study of my gospel.

VII.  You shall not steal, unless it be for the cause of taking vi
      books out of circulation.

VIII. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour, unless
      your neighbour is a vi user.

IX.   You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, see commandment VI

X.    You shall not covet your neighbour's goods, unless your 
      neighbours goods can amplify your commitment to the Church Of 
      Emacs. (Ultra-10 SPARCstation/AlphaStation 600)