From: richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton)
Subject: Greek Horses?
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2003 7:20:00 PST

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross
over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a fair
amount of damage is done, although neither driver is hurt. It's
impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however.

They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer. The lawyer calls
the police on his car phone; they'll be there in 20 minutes.

It's cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the
doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts,
drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.

"After the police get here" replies the lawyer.