From: alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley)
Subject: What is Socialism?
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 19:20:01 PDT

What is Socialism?

The Poles say it's the longest and most painful
of the roads to capitalism.

[quoted by Michael Novak in Forbes]